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The Truth As I Saw It
Billy's crazy personal story as well as his views on various topics such as Work, Politics and Football through comedy and poetry.
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Do you like a good laugh but think comedy has gone too politically correct? If you like your comedy writers to bare their soul and shoot from the hip you are hard pressed to find any who are not scared to say what they think and challenge their audience to laugh with them at their own foibles as well as look at society with a sharply critical eye.
In “The Plane Facts”, Billy Watson, writes about his life story which includes stories of drink and drug taking, prostitutes, Marriage and his various travels including visits to Jamaica, Amsterdam and his life in Turkey where he lived for 12 years. He also writes about Conspiracy Theories, War On Terrorism, Football, Work and Christmas from a personal and slightly cynical viewpoint. The author has also written a section for the book where he goes into politics in a deeper way than most writers of comedy do and there he pulls no punches in his views of the establishment and the so called 'powers that be' and how ultimately it is we the people who must step up to the plate to sort things out.
Billy has led a very colourful and eventful life and through his struggles and challenges he hopes to bring humor to the everyday aspects of living so that audience can get a laugh of recognition as they may have the same struggles going on in their life. For the past 30 years he has been studying conspiracy theories and therefore has a very different viewpoint on most subjects than the official version and that infuses his writing and his poetry.
People who like a good laugh and are tired with the normal ‘try to please everybody’ style of humour that has taken over. Also for those who like to think about the world in a different way than that presented on the nightly news. Onotherwords, it is for those with a brain and who are not easily shocked.
"I have an awful lot to do with poetry and this....this is one of the few collections I have read that is absolutely stellar. I loved it." - Casandra, Book Editor.
"Billy is quick, boy is he quick. You get your money's worth with him, that's for sure. A definite jaw-opener which we need more of in comedy, if you ask me. Billy has everything I love in a comedian. Having Hicks and Carlin as some of my influences, I could relate to Billy's style. He has that controlled anger, offloading his vent from a tightly-clutched fist around the mic and delivering a punch packed with full-on, in-your-face meaning. This guy isn't just discharging frustration at the world - he is a voice of reason. Politically in tune - and charged. I found Billy's wealth of knowledge a joy to behold. He mixed his material with what the audience loved to hear." - Stephen Hamilton, president of Daily Dafty.
You rocked! Love your political slant, your honesty and your raw beauty. You speak from the heart and you're funny. Never stop. Whether it's poetry, comedy or your own political party. Thanks for the breath of fresh air. - Viv Gee - Comedian. Actor. Writer
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